Letters From A Main Bitch

Dear Side Bitches,

I never in a million years thought I would pen something like this but here we are. Hey, I'm a writer. I have to put my thoughts on paper and share it with the world.

It is a simple matter of if and/or when. If and/or when the main is gonna leave. Some of you side bitches are unnecessarily loud. The mains see you love. And she doesn't care. It's because you're probably not the first. That should let you know that you won't be the last. And the main knows that. You don't. Not yet.

You have to read the room and study your opponent. She knows about you, knows where you work, has your address and phone number but still hasn't addressed you? Why? That's for you birds to figure out but here's a few hints:

She studied you first. You're not worth it.

She's truly too busy to care.

He hasn't missed a beat with her and she only knows about you because you're so loud.

She's cheating too or thinking about it and you just made it ok in her eyes.

But some of you put in so much effort to be seen that you ruin it for everyone. And that's why he'll never choose you first. You talk too much. So main chicks and side chicks have some of the same options... Deal with her. Eliminate her. Replace her. Or trade places with her.

Because the main is in that role for a reason and no one is going to leave until they have had enough. He's going to stay where he's comfortable. And he's PROBABLY gonna cheat on you with the same bitch that you THINK you took him from.

I have cheated with and been cheated on by the best. Trust what I'm saying my love.

So play ball. But remember... She was/is the main for a reason and you can't sit down until she stands up.

There's no need for beef. Be friends. You're already sharing more than you think. PH balances, secrets, stories... And that same lame ass mf.